We, the Scribes of Longtooth, are very glad that you are giving us a chance to prove our worthiness. This is an exciting time for us! With the addition of this publication, we were granted a stay of xecution, and may yet live to see another xmas. Master Longtooth is a tough ogre to work for, but we have faith that you will be back and keep us from an unfavorable, but savory end in the cauldron. Since you are new around here, let me give a brief tour of the studio.
This room here is where the scribes are hard at work divining the content for the next issue. If you haven’t noticed, the scribes all have but a single eye. The other was taken and sent to the next world so that we may have a clearer view of the future. Yes, that’s how we do it. How else did you think it was done, blind hags? Ha, get it, BLIND HAGS? Sorry, it’s a running joke around here.
Through that door is the master’s lair. Master Longtooth is in a particularly grumpy mood today so we will skip that portion of the tour. That door leads to the kitchen, where Mrs. Longtooth keeps the pot hot and a steady flow of food to the master. We will skip that portion of the tour as well, lest you end up staying for dinner. That would be bad.
Enough about us, what you are here to learn is what new scribery we have prepared for you. We, the One Eyed Scribes, are nervously happy to bring you Xpedition Xtras!
Xpedition Xtras has xactly the right content for your next adventure path. With an assortment of perfectly flavored and balanced xtras just begging to be included into your game, you will want to use them all. Each issue is available just when you need it offering new and xciting beasts, encounters, spells, gear, NPCs, handouts, traits and more, that will fit seamlessly into the game you are about to play. No time wasted searching your archives for content that fits and no headaches from adjusting content to match the flavor of your campaign. It has all been done for you! We scribes value your time as a game master, and we want your game to be memorable and xciting.
There you have it! It’s not a bad gig. The food sucks, and the conditions are not xactly up to regulatory standards, but we enjoy reaching into the future to bring you knowledge of fantastic creatures and powerful shinies that you are likely to find on your path.
You really should be moving on now. Come again soon, we will try and sneak out a few FREE morsels of clairvoyant goodness so you can get a early heads up on your next path. Remember, every copy that gets written, is another few minutes that we don’t fear the cauldron. So save a scribe, and tell your friends!
